FAPU
The Football Abuse Prevention Unit. Every unit has a mission. Ours: stand between the world's footballs and the monkeys who can't keep their hands off them. Unwanted advances. Inappropriate fumbles. Things no football should have to go through. Our officers patrol the fence line, book the repeat offenders and bag the evidence, because once a monkey gets hold of that football it turns into a mess nobody wants to clean up. Every ball deserves a safe, dignified, monkey-free life.
FAPU. Protecting the football. #IfYouKnowYouKnow
